Lucky Girl (From Benson, AZ)

You were the voice of Johnny Depp, in the movie Cry Baby,
yet you seem to be no more than 28.
I saw you on a dirt stage, outside a small cafe,
it was perfection and you asked for a date.
You smouldered out at me like a giant quesadilla
Deeeeeya...
Deeeeeya...
I had to lie and cry my way backstage to see ya...
And I said

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Keep your southern love, away from me
My heart is with another, and it always will be
Keep your high cheek bones and your vintage Magna-tones
For some lucky girl, from Benson A.Z.

You've been playing that guitar, long enough to be a star
You're a rockabilly dude beyond compare
All the girls are here today and you're blowing them away
With your stage moves and dark Latin stare
Well you ought to be in prison, on a charge of holding hearts to ransom
Ransom...
Ransom...
Why don't you stay in LA, where all the men are totally handsome...
*Like totally handsome* (in a valley-girl accent)

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For some lucky girl, from Benson A.Z.....